Be Hungry Jokes

Teach a fish to man and he'll wonder why he can't climb a tree.

A Frenchman came to Texas to visit an old friend. The Texan picked him up in his gigantic Cadillac with longhorns mounted on the hood. Knowing that his friend must be hungry and thirsty after the long flight, he stopped at a bar and grill on the way. They walked in and took a seat at the bar and the... read more

He came to the window and said “papers”...

I said - scissors, I win - and drove away

He must be hungry for a rematch, he’s been chasing me for months

A kid had a sister five years older than him, and they used to eat from the same bowl.
The girl used to eat way more than him and the kid would always be hungry

One day when the father was coming from work he sow that the girl would take five hand fulls while the kid is trying to chew t... read more

So I figured "perhaps she wants a diaper". I tried putting a diaper on but she just started screaming louder and kicking hard at me.

So I figured "maybe she is tires?". I tried putting her to bed but she just rolled around screaming even louder and throwing stuff at me.

Then I figured ... read more

He says, "I'll have the minestrone."

The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of chili.

The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of lobster bisque.

The waitress brings it, the koala eats it quickly, then orders a bowl of ... read more