Battery Life Jokes - 7 Hilarious Battery Life Jokes

Recent studies show that electric vehicles made by BMW have a ten percent better battery life.

Because they don't waste electricity by using their blinkers.

Some say Steve Jobs died too young.

Others say it was simply an homage to Apple's attitude towards battery life.

My father asks my mother if the laptop has any battery life

Mother: "total Buenos no charge"

There are those who check their cellphone battery life at the end of a work day to see how much they goofed off..

And then there are those with cellphone chargers.

With the release of the 0.31 version of Pokemon Go, my battery life has been amazing!!

It turns out the game uses much less battery when you aren't playing.

Samsung Gn7 user here. despite all the abuse they're getting I was surprised that it's actually a really great phone

I mean the battery life alone just blew me away

A normal day at the Apple store

Me: *Walks into an Apple store.*

Apple employee: Hi, what would you like today?

Me: I got $1000 to buy anything I want.

AE: Then our iPhone XS will be perfect! You can have the power of a computer right in your pocket. You can call, text, browse, play games, and so much more!...

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