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Ball Pit Jokes

All the adults judged me because I jumped into the ball pit at the children's activity centre...

It's like they'd never seen a naked man before

Picked my son up from his first day of daycare.

Looked like a great place. Tons of cool toys. One corner of the room was full of blocks, one corner had a huge ball pit, another corner was a reading nook with little-kid type books. I got there just as they were cleaning the room up, and there were these huge foam ABCs all over the floor. I watched...

I told the cashier at McDonald's that there's some cute girls here.

I asked her if she could get them out of the ball pit for me.

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Playing with balls

Version 1:
What's the difference between a 5 year old girl and a 16 year old girl?
The 5 year old's friends wouldn't let her play with their balls. The 16 year old's friends are constantly asking her to.

Version 2:
I smiled when my 5 year old squealed from the ball pit, "I like playi...

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