My wife told me I have a bad temper, so I flushed a GPS tracker down the toilet.
That way I'd never lose my sh*t again.
What's round and bad tempered?
A vicious circle.
Why do balloons have a bad temper?
Because they are always blowing up.
Cure for a bad temper.
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband 's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it...
Once upon a time there was a train operator who had a really bad temper
There was a train operator who had a really bad temper. Nobody liked him. He would always bark at people and be aggressive towards them. One day an 18 year old girl tried to get on his train near its departure time, but being the man he was, he started moving the train, she fell under it and died...
You guys see that new hairy guy who started last week?? Moving slow, bad temper, and you can't understand a word he's saying..
C'mon guys, take it easy on him.. He'll get it soon enough, he's still just a Wookie..
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A man was playing golf with his local Vicar.
The man took his birdie put, but then a gust of wind blew the ball just wide of the hole. The man, being very bad tempered, then exclaimed "Damn - missed the bugger!".
The vicar said to the man "Please do not use foul language again."
They moved onto the next hole and exactly the same ...
In 1952 the New York Philharmonic was on a national tour...
...and on their way home from the west coast when their flight was grounded in Kansas due to bad weather.
It had been a long tour and tensions had been running high. A first violin player was a wreck from excessive alcohol consumption, the trumpet section engaged in much infighting due to com...
The slippers
This is more like a funny story not a joke to me. I'm not a native English speaker, so my English is not that well.
Madurese, a tribe from Indonesia, are known to be very religious but, unfortunately, bad tempered and proud.
(OP is Madurese) It goes like this:
One day, a...
The Legionaire and the Camel
This guy joins the French Foreign Legion and gets sent to a fort way out in the desert, several miles from the nearest town. There are only men at the fort-- no women. After a few months our legionnaire becomes rather desperate for female companionship, so finally he approaches the crusty old sergea...
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