Go Mad Jokes - 8 Hilarious Go Mad Jokes

A redhead, brunette and a blonde walk into a bar.

They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about thier opinions on elements.

The redhead says,"I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it."

The brunette says,"I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars."

The blonde...

Since the wife left me I've bought a motorbike, got a dog, slept with two women, and blown a grand on drink and drugs.

She'll go mad when she gets home from work.

I was walking along the beach, and threw pebbles into the sea

My wife will go mad; she loved that dog.

My friend keeps telling jokes about nuclear war

It’s making me go MAD

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Mad Cow Disease

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.

"Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

"Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"

"Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's ...

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Mad Cow Disease

Q: Why do cows get the mad cow disease?
A: Anyone would go mad if someone squeezes your tits four times a day, but only let you have sex once an year!

Mad Man

Wife: How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief.

Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you?

Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

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A border custom officer saw a suspicious truck at the check post.

The officer immediately asked the Truck driver to bring the truck aside for a complete check up.

"Are you smuggling something?" asked the officer to the truck driver. "It would be wise if you told me before we found something."

"Nope," said the truck driver casually. And he was right. ...

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