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Avada Kedavra Jokes

What do Taylor Swift and Avada Kedavra have in common?

They'll leave you breathless or with a nasty scar.

For my cake day, a Harry Potter joke I made up when I was a kid...

*Knock-knock*

~ Who’s there?

~ You know

~ you know who?

*avada kedavra!*

Sorry if everyone knows that one, 7 year old me thought I was being very clever.

Knock knock! Who's there?

You know...

You know who?

AVADA KEDAVRA!

The "Lumos/Nox" trick on Android phones is pretty neat. However...

I'd advise the Galaxy Note 7 crowd to avoid "Avada Kedavra."

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