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What do you call dobby if he wouldn’t shut up?

Gobby

What would you call Dobby, the house elf, if he were a really good speaker?

Dolby.

How does an electrician free Dobby?

With a shock.

When does Dobby hang out with his friends?

When he’s free

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What is the best-known sex position in the Harry Potter universe?

Dobby style.

Which sound system technology do the Malfoys use?

Dobby Atmos

What do you call a house elf that edits documents?

A-Dobby.

(Adobe)

What do they use at Hogwarts to read PDFs?

A-Dobby.

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