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Severus Snape Jokes

Why can’t Severus Snape be a herbology teacher?

He can’t keep the lilies alive.

Why can Severus Snape never become a gardener

His lilies always die

Literature professor: "Why can't Severus Snape be a herbology teacher?"

Student A: "Because he can't keep the Lillies alive."

Student B: "Maybe he didn't put them in the right Potter?"

How does Severus Snape sneak up on a Gryffindor?

By slitherin’.

Have you ever wondered why Severus Snape taught Potions and not Herbology?

It's because his Lily died.

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