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Fawkes Jokes

inspired by frontpage's TIL about the guy fawkes mask: how many occupy protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

none, occupy protesters can't change anything.

At a Halloween party, I met a guy and said, “Nice costume. Casanova?”

Him: Guy Fawkes.

Me: I wouldn’t have put it that way, but I guess you’re right.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

If a man fails to blow up a building, but gives good sex advice, what will people say about him?

This Guy Fawkes.

What did one bro say about the other bro who loved V for Vendetta?

This Guy Fawkes

My date took me to his house for the first time today, the most notable thing besides his wit and charm was his very expensive firearm and gunpowder collection.

I knew it as soon as I walked in, "This Guy Fawkes."

Only one man has ever entered parliament with honest intentions...

... Guy Fawkes

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