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What kind of shoes does lord Voldemort wear?

Horcrocs.

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How does Lord Voldemort like his pussy?

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HHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY

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30 years ago my uncle stole my nose, and he hasn’t given it back.

-Lord Voldemort

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