James Potter and Sirius Black passed by each other in heaven.

James exclaimed, "Sirius, why are you here? Are you visiting?"

Sirius hung his head. "No, I actually died. Bellatrix killed me in the Department of Mysteries."

Potter just laughed. "What do you mean? You were a much better wizard than her. You can't fool me."

"I'm not kidding!" ...

What would you call a reality show where Sirius Black adopted the Weasley children?

Orange is the new Black... 🙃

Why was Sirius Black safe from COVID?

Because he was quarantined in Maskaban

In the Harry Potter books, Sirius Black is in his early 30's,

... but in the movies, he look like an Oldman.

What's the name of the Arch nemesis of Sirius black?

Casual White

Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans

Sister: "Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"

Me:"wait, whose the godfather?"

Sister: "Sirius Black"

Took me a minute.

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