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Automatic Rifle Jokes

Now more than ever, you’d be silly not to be investing in Russian automatic rifles.

Never fired, only dropped once.

A soldier is standing on patrol, a man comes up and says:

- Sell me your machine gun.
The soldier answers him:
- No, I can't - I'm guarding a hangar with two secret planes.
The man says again:
- Sell it, your fighters will not fly away.
The soldier resists, he does not want to sell his machine gun.
- Something might start, and I have no a...

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A bear climbs up a tree in a man's backyard and won't get down so he calls animal control...

An animal control van pulls up and a man steps out with a pitbull by his side. He comes up to the owner, hands him a semi-automatic rifle and says: "Here is the plan, I climb up the tree and start shaking it, when the bear falls out, my pitbull Fluffy here will bite him by the balls and drag him bac...

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So a bunch of Japanese soldiers walked into a bar

By bar I mean Browning Automatic Rifle

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There once was a little fella in school named Dirty Johnny...

One day in class, the teacher says "Now, this is what you're gonna do here, class, I want you to stand up and tell a story from your life, and then afterwards, reveal the moral to that story".

So a girl raises her hand. "Yes, Becky! What's your story?".
So Becky stands up and she says "My ...

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