Carbon Dating Jokes - 24 Hilarious Carbon Dating Jokes

Wow, carbon dating has improved in recent years!

A museum visitor was admiring a Tyrannosaurus fossil, and asked a nearby museum employee how old it was. "That skeleton's sixty-five million and three years, two months and eighteen days old," the employee replied.

"How can you know it that well?" she asked.

"Well, when I started wor...

I’ve decided to launch a brand new dating app exclusively for Palaeontologists……..

I’m going to call it ‘Carbon Dating’

Biochemistry joke- I once went carbon dating...

I was arrested because carbon was only 14

Some people are into carbon dating.

It's not for me. I dated carbon once, turns out they made everything up.

I would have made a joke about carbon dating...

...but it would have gotten old very quickly.

A couple is taking a tour through the Natural History Museum. They ask the tour guide: "How old is this dinosaur skeleton?"

He replies: "It is sixty five million and fourteen years and three months old."

"Wow! It's amazing that you can tell this precise. How do you do that? Is it with carbon dating?"

"I don't know" says the guide. "But when I first came here they told me it was sixty five million years old....

A walkie-talkie invited a lump of coal to dinner and a movie.

Classic example of radio-carbon dating.

The reality of dating....

Young kids use a dating app on their phone.

Older kids use a dating website on their computers.

Adults use a matchmaking service to get dates.

Senior citizens meet potential dates at church events.

Anyone older than that will have to resort to carbon dating.

I signed up for a dating service through a local college.

How was I to know that at Carbon Dating I'd only be introduced to old fossils!

I really have no idea what carbon dating is...

But, I'll try anything at this point.

After replacing their old C++ code with Google's new programming language, Tinder can now automatically detect its users' age

This is because it's a Carbon dating app.

What do you call it when an organic lifeform goes out with another organic lifeform?

Carbon dating.

How did the diamond find a girlfriend?

Carbon dating.

I made a web site for older people to hook up.

It's called Carbon Dating.

yo mama is so old..

her profile is on carbon dating apps

I'm making an app like Tinder, but exclusively for paleontologists

I'm calling it "Carbon Dating"

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In China, archaeologists recently discovered the oldest known statue of a penis...

...carbon dating estimates it came from the Dong Dynasty.

Have you heard about that new app, “Cinder?”

It’s great for carbon dating!

:-)

(I just thought of this joke while walking to my car. I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m not the first to come up with it. Apologies, if it’s been made before.)

(In case it isn’t obvious, it’s a play on the *dating* app, “Tinder.”)

I finally found an app for my senior love life!!

It's called Carbon Dating <3

What is the relationship between an old fossil and a paleontologist called?

Carbon Dating

Did you hear about the guy who has an affinity for burn victims?

I guess you could say he's into carbon dating

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Apparently some people on Tumblr say they're sexually attracted to elements on the periodic table.

That's not really my thing ... except for that time in college when I experimented with carbon dating.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

You know you're getting old when you go to a new doctor...

...and part of the new patient exam is carbon dating.

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