A king summons three of his most loyal subjects to a meeting
The king looks at the first man, who was named Rand.
"Rand, kiss my hand!" he orders.
Rand obeys him and kisses his hand. The king looks at the second subject, who was called Lee.
"Lee, kiss my knee!"
Lee obeys and kisses his king's knee. The king turns in the direction o...
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Inspired by Colin Mochrie's 6:00 News on Who's Line, I tried to come up with my own.
We now return you to your 6:00 news. I'm your host, Armand Dangerous. Earlier today, a man who lost a digit to his foot after a grievous skiing accident underwent a groundbreaking surgery where he requested t...