Do I know what door knockers are?

Nope, doesn’t ring a bell.

An old man goes to confession.

He tells the priest that on Friday night, he'd been in the bar when he started talking to three girls nearby. "Maybe twenty-two, two blondes and a redhead. One had legs, one had knockers like you wouldn't believe, and the last had all the right curves. I started lusting, Father."


"Yes," s...

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If a Jehovah's Witness says a girl has nice knockers...

...is he referring to her breasts or her knuckles?

Hooters is trying to stay afloat during this pandemic so they are starting door to door service thus a name change is in order.

They will now be known as Knockers

Whoever invented door knockers

Probably won a Nobel prize

Why did a scientist install a door knocker?

coz he wanted to win a no-bell prize!!!!!!!!

If Hooters delivered their food...

...would that make them Knockers?

Did you hear about the guy that invented the door knocker?

He won the "Nobell" prize.

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I was in work today when a woman walked in with her tits hanging out!

"Wahay! Check out the knockers on that!"

I don't think I'm cut out for work in the mammography department.

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a list of puns!

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

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The Tale of Kevin Bopper

Back in high school there was this kid named Kevin Bopper. He was... strange, to say the least. He was that quiet kid with long, greasy, dandruff-ridden hair, a face full of acne, and wore a leather jacket- you know the type. The thing that made him stand out, however, was his weird fixation on traf...

This morning I was beat up by a woman in an elevator

I was staring at her knockers and she said "Could you please press one?", so I did.

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A story about kinks and boobs

I started dating this girl with a really weird fetish -- she's got a very nice pair of knockers, and she loves having it smacked loudly. She really gets off from the pain and from the really loud POP sound that the slap of skin-on-skin can make. Recently, she's been getting more kinky about it, and ...

Hooters should start a delivery service

called Knockers.

Hooters is launching a new delivery service.

They're calling it 'knockers'.

With lots of restaurants closed, Hooters still remains open for delivery orders...

They just go by Knockers now.

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Two guys riding the train together start talking.

GUY 1: Did you ever try and say something but the words come out all wrong.

GUY 2: Nah, not really what are you talking about?

GUY 1: For instance when is was buying tickets for the train the clerk had a fantastic set of knockers. I get up there and I asked for a picket to Titsburg....

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I can swing both ways

When I'm open, you can come in the rear.

If you bang me too much, I could start to sag

When you grab my big knocker, you get attention

if you fondle my knob, I might let you enter me

\-am a door

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Two men sit across from each other on a train...

...both with black eyes. Seeing the coincidence, one guy says to the other:
"Hey, I see we both got black eyes here, mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy responds:
"Well, I was in the train station getting a ticket, and the teller was a gorgeous lady with huge knockers. I got flu...

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A young man walks into a lamp post

"Ouch!" the lamp post shrieked. "that was hella painful"

Appalled by what he heard, the young man went all crazy and started running down the streets, where he saw road crossing chickens, stupid blondes, fatherless black kids and an insane number of lawyers, engineers, priests, scientists, do...

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Biting Boobies

An old man is walking down the street when he sees a beautiful brunette walk by with a truly gigantic set of knockers. He turns around and catches up to the woman and says to her: "I'll give you $100 to let me bite your boobs" "Get away from me you perv!" she shouts back and continues walking. The o...

Knock Knock

Home owner: "Who's there?"

Knocker person: "Doctor"

Home owner: "Doctor Who?"

Knocker person: well this is bloody cliche isn't it?

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The Blind Man..

A Nun is having a bath when there's a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" she politely asks,

The knocker identifies himself "It's the blind man"

"Ok, come in" she replies.

So he walks in, looks at her in the bath and says:

"Nice tits love, where do you want these blind...

Sisters of Mercy

A guy is driving down the highway late at night, when he sees a sign that said, "Sisters of mercy: House of prostitution" 3 miles. Thinking he must be tired and seeing things, he gives it no more thought.

Further down the road he sees another sign that said, "Sisters of Mercy: House of Prost...

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Freudian Slip

Two men are sitting at a bar together, one with a black eye, having a pint. Eventually the unbruised one asks his friend about the eye.

"Ah, I had a bit of a Freudian slip this morning. I needed to buy two train tickets to Pittsburgh, and the girl behind the counter had ENORMOUS knockers. ...

Th little green man.

Once upon a time there was a little green man who lived in a little green house on a little green hill next to a highway. One day, a woman walked up the little green hill and along the little green path to his little green door, grasped his door knocker and knocked. But the little green man was in t...

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3 Chinese tortures

A lonely and tired wanderer is rambling and ambling across China. He has been wandering, and pondering life for three days. He stumbles upon an old cottage and thinks, maybe I may stay here for the night, as three days without rest, food, or drink, is a long time, and he was quite tired. So, he knoc...

Santy Clause comes down the chimney. [NSFW]

A slim blonde beauty in a tiny bikini flashes her eye's at Santa and says "can't you stay?"

"Hohoho Santa's gotta go 2 feet of snow you know."

"Awww Santa pleeease?" she pleads as she lowers her straps and bites her lips.

"Hohoho Santa's gotta go 2 feet of snow you know."
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(NSFW) Computer tech humor

A computer technician was boasting about the size of his hard drive and how much RAM he had. A female colleague said that she had three user friendly ports and some of best port knockers around.

The female technician suggested that perhaps they should combine their equipment and connect his h...

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