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What's the best way to make apple crumble?

Remind her that her mum's Gwynneth Paltrow and her dad's in Coldplay.

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Did you hear about the guy who refused to stop pretending to be an apple crumble?

He got taken into custardy.

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Why did the custard cry?

Because is saw the apple crumble

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