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My girlfriend is very paradoxical...

She sucks at blowjob.

I’m paradoxical and contradictory,

I hate redundancy and repetition.

What is not very funny, self referencing and paradoxical?

This.

The camping story

A couple of years ago I went out camping in the woods with a few of my friends. It was a dark and stormy night, and we felt very alone in our little tent, so we started telling scary stories.

I described how the hills we were in used to be coal mining country, and the coal mines were dark and...

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