What do you call a dinosaur who can control thunder?
Sorry I thought of this and had to share, to find out if I had read it here or if it's the rarity of an original-ish joke
Once upon a time
...there was a Chieftain who presided over a community that lived in the steppe, where everything was grassland as far as the eye could see, and almost no trees grew. Because of its rarity, wood was prized, and this Chieftain happened to own a large, ornate chair made of wood that was his most price...