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Ex Con Jokes

A Ex-con gets a job on a Farm.

So the Farmer tells the Ex-con to take the pickup truck out on the farm road and check the fence line.About a half an hour later the Ex con calls in to the farmer on a walk talkie and says,"hey,I just hit a pig on the road while checking the fence line and he is stuck in the Bull Bars on the front o...

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Sand paper sally

So a guy gets out of prison. He has been locked up about 15 years but the day has finally come and he is loving life.
He gets released and has the clothes on his back and give dollars to his name.
Above all else, before food, lodging, anything. This man wants some pussy.
So, he goes to a br...

You know who the real victims of this virus are?

Ex cons, just made it out of prison to be put in solitary confinement.

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