Why are computer screen co-ordinate systems always in a good mood?
Because they are down-right positive!
The monocle joke
A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but the bartender stops him. "Sorry, buddy, but due to city ordinances we don't allow smoking in here. You'll have to step outside to smoke."
So the monocle ...
TIFU by firing the wrong employee
Whoops, wrong sub (ordinate)
NASA sends a redneck and a chimpanzee to the moon.
When the rocket lands on the moon's surface, the computer screen automatically switches itself on & the chimpanzee clicks on the desktop file that contains his instructions:-
1)....Ensure that rocket has landed at the correct co-ordinates and is anchored safely. 2)....Check ALL l...