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Bro, I got good news and bad news

Just gimme the good news bro.
The air bags in your car worked perfectly.

Jack was deeply involved in finishing a report for the upcoming board meeting received a call from his wife that she had a good news and a bad news.

Because of the deadline he asked if she could just give him the good news. The wife replied "Okay, the good news is that the air bags work."

Potato Chip are like car company

they are very good at making air bags.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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