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A young man walks into a bar looking annoyed and sullen. "What's the matter, son?" asks an older patron.

The young man sighs.

"I have a girlfriend who's very nice and very pretty."

"So? What's the problem?"

"Actually, she's not just pretty. She's the most beautiful woman I've ever met in my life."

"That sounds great."

"Not only that, she also adores me and wants to b...

A woman and her husband got a dog

They show off their new dog to their friend, who absolutely adores the little guy.

“What a good boy!” Their friend says. “Did you adopt him?”

“No,” says the wife, “he’s our biological dog”

Voldemort is like a teenage girl.

He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.

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A dutch joke. Don't know if other languages know this one as well.

Jantje was at school. The teacher asked the class "i want you all to think how you think you can put an elephant in the fridge"

Jantje thinks by himself "but that's impossible to do. Lets ask my family if they know a so...

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The perverted pianist

A classy bar is holding auditions for musical numbers, when a somewhat disheveled man comes in and starts playing a beautiful number on the grand piano. The manager adores his performance, "Is that an original number? What is the name of that lovely piece?"


"Yeah, I wrote it," the man rep...

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