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Lovelorn

I was very shy when young, so to help me I searched for books on the subject.
I bought a book called ‘How to Hug’. Unfortunately it turned out to be part of an encyclopaedia collection

Why men don't write advice to the lovelorn columns:

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's hel...

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