Adderall Jokes - 15 Hilarious Adderall Jokes

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I mixed up my Adderall and Viagra yesterday...

I ended up having a really hard day at work.

I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta.

Now it's a Ford Focus.

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Adderall is really dangerous

I'm not sure exactly what happened: I took some, and then I must have blacked out or something... all I know is that I'm a grad student now

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The other night I made myself a cocktail with whiskey, vermouth, bitters, and Adderall.

I call it an Upper Manhattan.

I had a ford Fiesta once, then I left my prescription of Adderall in the glove box overnight,

when I came out in the morning, I had a Ford Focus.

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To the person who stole my adderall,

Squirrel!

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What do you call a grasshopper on adderall?

A focust

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What do you call a stoner who takes Adderall? (OC)

Highly Productive

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To the person that stole my month’s supply of Adderall..

You now have my complete attention.

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I sold Viagra to a guy thinking it was Adderall...

Turns out he'll be working hard all night.

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Tomorrow when my roommate asks me for a adderall before he takes his PSY test, I'm gonna give him a viagra.

His exam is gonna be a lot harder than expected.

My friend asked me if I did meth

I said “ Nah man Adderall is more my speed”

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I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta,

It is now a Ford Focus.

I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams.

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Judge: "You were caught on the high-speed camera going 50 mph over the limit."

defendant: "If the camera is on weed and Adderall, I doubt we can trust its judgement on how fast I drove."

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A miner rests his bones after a very long shift.

"I don't think I can keep doing this for much longer," he tells his buddy at the bar.

"You just need a little pep in your step," his friend says, handing him a prescription bottle. "Take one of these twice a day and then see how you're feeling tomorrow."

Hesitantly, but without much t...

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