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Aaron Hernandez Jokes

Aaron Hernandez set a new NFL record

Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt

Aaron Hernandez died doing what he loved...

Killing people.

How did the referee declare Aaron Hernandez dead?

"After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."

The NFL announced today that Aaron Hernandez

Is suspended indefinitely.

Anyone ever hear any updates on Aaron Hernandez?

I feel like the media really left us hanging.

What's Aaron Hernandez's favorite part of a bed sheet?

The tight end.

Life's just not fair. Aaron Hernandez had everything: talent, money, women...

And now I hear he's well-hung, too?

I think Aaron Hernandez misunderstood the verdict...

He must have thought it ended in a hung jury.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore ;)

Advice for dealing with all the Aaron Hernandez memes....

...hang in there, it'll die quicker than you think.

Apparently Aaron Hernandez misunderstood his attorney when his lawyer told him to...

hang in there

What's the difference between Tim Tebow and Aaron Hernandez?

Aaron Hernandez knew when to hang it up.

Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL.

But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.

What does Aaron Hernandez and his victims have in common?

They were both killed by tight ends.

New England Patriots list Aaron Hernandez out for week 1.

Suspended.

At first I suspected foul play in the whole Aaron Hernandez suicide thing.

But I think he was just a guy at the end of his rope.

Why didn't Aaron Hernandez ever tell us why he threw away his career for a life of crime?

He wanted to leave us hanging.

Did you hear they asked Aaron Hernandez if he wanted to watch the Patriots visit to The White House on the rec room TV?

He said, "No thanks I'll just hang in my cell"

BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit Tim Tebow hired by mistake.

After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco.

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Wow, Trump is making America great again...

Aaron Hernandez is dead, Bill O'Reilly got fired. Trump is actually getting rid of the criminals and rapists!

Big Injury Update

Aaron Hernandez (Neck)

Out Indefinitely

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