Wide Receiver Jokes - 9 Hilarious Wide Receiver Jokes

Former Chicago Bears wide receiver Sam Hurd was released from federal prison today.

That makes two Cocaine Bears getting released this weekend.

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What do you call 2 nuns and a Prostitute on a football field?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Why do football teams keep using wide receivers?

If they want to get through the holes, shouldn’t they use narrow receivers?

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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What happened to the football player who went to prison?

He used to be a tight end, but now he's a wide receiver.

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I can’t believe there are not more anti vaxxer wide receivers.

They will catch everything you throw at them.

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Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL.

But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.

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Jerry Sandusky was actually a pretty successful coach...

... he turned many tight ends into wide receivers.

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A fire rages in a high-rise apartment in Germany...

and a woman and her baby are stuck on a high floor, looking out the window. The firetruck's ladder cannot reach them, so the woman contemplates throwing the baby down to the firemen but both the mother and the firemen are scared of maybe not catching the baby.

Then, Manuel Neuer, Germany's...

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