Zigzagging Jokes - 3 Hilarious Zigzagging Jokes

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A drunkard was zigzagging his way through the streets at 4AM. Two policemen in a car decided to approach him...

One cop asked "where are you going at this time of night?"

"I'm going to a lecture"

"A lecture?! At this time of night? What about?!"

"About the effects of alcohol and drugs on the human body. The damages caused by living a reckless life. The degradation that free love and sex ...

What to do when your mother in law is zigzagging across your backyard?

Shoot again.

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What do Hebrews say to each other when they’re zigzagging down a slope?

Shlalom!

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