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Zen Buddhist Jokes

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

A Zen Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says,

“Give me a hot dog and put everything on it.”

(My son told me this and honestly, I don’t see the humor in it.)

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

There is no light bulb.

How do you describe a schizophrenic Zen Buddhist?

A man who is at two with the universe.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

...knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing?

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

Then the Zen Buddhist hands the hotdog vendor a twenty. The hotdog vendor takes the bill. "Where's my change?" says the Zen Buddhist.

The hotdog vendor says "Seek change within."

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