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You Get Tire Jokes

If you run in front of a car, you get tired.

If you run behind a car, you get exhausted.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of

resting before you get tired.

A man asks a janitor in his office...

"Hey, don't you get tired being just a janitor?"

The janitor is taken aback. "Excuse me, let me tell you that even if I'm just a janitor, I have a kid each in Harvard, MIT, and Princeton."

"Wow," the man is surprised, "what courses are they taking?"

"Nah, they're janitors too."

Wheelchairs should have pedals on them

So if you get tired of using your arms you can pedal

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