Yoko Ono Jokes - 9 Hilarious Yoko Ono Jokes

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?

They are both living off of dead beatles.

I have ranked the greatest musicians of all time in order:

Nelly

Erika Badu

Vanilla Ice

Eminem

Rhianna

Green Day

Oasis

Nirvana

Nine inch Nails

Aerosmith

George Strait

Ilene Woods

Vince Gill

Enya

Yoko ono

Otis Redding

U...

Turning back the clock an hour in 2020

Is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.

Rick Astley and James Blunt are in a bar having a pint

And they are talking about all the celebrities they knew :-

Rick Astley said "I met Yoko Ono in Soho once" but James had never met her before

James mentioned he was good friends with Carrie Fisher, unfortunately Rick had never met her

Rick Mentioned once going to dinner with ...

It's been scientifically proven that John Lennon did some much LSD in the 60s.....

That he fell in love with Yoko Ono.

The assassination of John Lennon is one of the biggest tragedies in music

Not even one of the five bullets hit Yoko Ono

What's got two legs and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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What’s yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

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The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It’s mostly drum and bass.

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My Dad sent me this email titled "Politically Correct Jokes"

Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex.
I woke this morning with a huge correction.

The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers .......
So I did.... she's 21 and her name's Lucy

My girlfriend sa...

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