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Kurt Cobain Jokes

Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."

Kurt Cobain lived as a professional musician

...and died as an amateur painter.

Why was Kurt Cobain depressed at 13?

Midlife Crisis.

What color was Kurt Cobain's eyes?

Blue. One blew this way, and the other blew the other way.

Kurt Cobain hated “Smells Like Teen Spirit” so much...

He killed the songwriter

What do Pink Floyd, Kurt Cobain and Princess Diana all have in common?

....all of their last hits were the wall

[NSFW] Why can't you tell secrets to Kurt Cobain?

Because he'll go shooting his mouth off.

Did you know that Kurt Cobain had dandruff?

They found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain really did have so much in common.

Because both were successful punk rockers, who are most well known for killing Kurt Cobain.

I found an old Kurt Cobain pic the other day

Talk about a blast from the past

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling

Kurt Cobain was an example of using opportunity.

He got his big shot, and didn’t miss.

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What did Kurt Cobain say when he went to his prostate exam?

"Here we are now, enter anus"

What do Kurt Cobain and Flint, Michigan have in common?

They both overdosed on lead.

Kurt Cobain died 25 years ago

Mind blowing.

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

In the words of Kurt Cobain

Check this sweet no scope

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Regarding Dolphins...

Hey everyone. I have a fun fact for you. So, in case you don't find this funny, at least we've all learned a little something.

Dolphins can ejaculate with the speed and force of a shotgun.

Interesting, isn't it?

Kinda makes you wonder how Kurt Cobain *really* died.

A compliment on someone’s intelligence...

‘You’ve got more brains than Kurt Cobains garage roof’

You know what they say in Seattle, if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes...

then shoot yourself in the face.


R.I.P. Kurt Cobain

In a little-known piece of rock history..

Courtney Love once asked Jon Bon Jovi to name her new band. Bon Jovi jokingly suggested 'Hole'.

Love though this was great - provocative and rude - so she went with it. Her ex, Corey Hart, of 'Sunglasses At Night' fame, did not approve. He sought to confront Bon Jovi on the night of Hole's fi...

I like to think of Kurt Cobain as the ‘Michelangelo’ of Rock

Although he had a different approach to painting ceilings.

Did you know Kurt Cobain constantly criticized other musicians and bands?

He was always shooting his mouth off.

TIL Kurt Cobain didn't have a license.

He preferred riding shotgun

In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana.

..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round.

I like music by underground artists

Like Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Prince.

The theme of my companies team building retreat this year was mindfulness. They asked each one of us to give two examples of an open minded person. They said there were no wrong answers but,

If your answer is author Ernest Hemingway and singer Kurt Cobain it gets you a meeting with HR.

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A farmer with one cow lives in a tiny farm with his wife, and three sons.

One morning he stepped outside to milk the cow, only to find it stiff and unmistakenably dead in its meadow. The farmer drops down in despair.

'How am I supposed to support my family without our only source of income?', he exclaims. In utter disbelief he walks to the shed, grabs his shotgun, ...

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Music Jokes

Sharing some music related jokes :-

1. Q. What did George Michale sing at Elton John's wedding?
A. Don't let your son go down on me.

2. Q. How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. The lead guitarist holds the light, & the world revolves ar...

Rock and Roll Joke

Kurt Cobain dies and when he opens his eyes, he's in a big practice hall. Looking around he sees Cliff Burton tuning up, Jimi Hendrix and John Lennon warming up on microphones and adjusting their guitar straps to fit, and Jerry Garcia messing with his pedal steel guitar.
Kurt ambles over to Jerry...

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