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I’m never playing videogames with Jesus Christ again…

… it took him 3 days to respawn.
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Where do pirates play videogames?

The arrrrghcade!
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Why do assassins and thieves always wear leather armour in videogames?

Because it's made from hide!
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When have videogames ever hurt anyone?

Well actually, three thousand people were killed in California in the 1906 earthquake. That was San Andreas's fault.
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What do you call an Egyptian god who's bad at videogames?

Anoobis.
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Videogames ruined my life...

...but at least i have two more
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My mom doesnt want me to play videogames because she said it makes you violet

Well I don't believe her bullshit. I'm light brown.

What does a blanket say after beating another blanket at videogames?

Well plaid.






Please dont kill me.
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I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames..

She says its "just cause" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4..
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I miss the old days

Before I could go into a store with 3 bucks and get 5 videogames, but now they have cameras all over the place.
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So my 10 year old brother wrote his first joke today...

A little boy goes to his first Kindergarten class and the teacher gives the class their first homework assignment: Go home and learn the first 3 letters of the alphabet. So the little boy goes to his mean mother and asks, "Mommy, what's the first letter of the alphabet?".

His mean mother rep...
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