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Videogames Jokes

I’m never playing videogames with Jesus Christ again…

… it took him 3 days to respawn.

Where do pirates play videogames?

The arrrrghcade!

Why do assassins and thieves always wear leather armour in videogames?

Because it's made from hide!

When have videogames ever hurt anyone?

Well actually, three thousand people were killed in California in the 1906 earthquake. That was San Andreas's fault.

What do you call an Egyptian god who's bad at videogames?

Anoobis.

Videogames ruined my life...

...but at least i have two more

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My mom doesnt want me to play videogames because she said it makes you violet

Well I don't believe her bullshit. I'm light brown.

What does a blanket say after beating another blanket at videogames?

Well plaid.






Please dont kill me.

I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames..

She says its "just cause" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4..

I miss the old days

Before I could go into a store with 3 bucks and get 5 videogames, but now they have cameras all over the place.

So my 10 year old brother wrote his first joke today...

A little boy goes to his first Kindergarten class and the teacher gives the class their first homework assignment: Go home and learn the first 3 letters of the alphabet. So the little boy goes to his mean mother and asks, "Mommy, what's the first letter of the alphabet?".

His mean mother rep...

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