UPJOKE
conflagrationinfernoeucalyptusfirestormarsonforestvegetationblazefirebreaktinderdroughtgrasslandcountrysidebushfireconvection

Wildfires Jokes

Damn girl, you remind me of the Canadian wildfires….

..You take my breath away.

Y'know, it's not surprising the wildfires in Rhodes are having difficulty being contained.

After all, you're not supposed to put water on a Greece fire.

Smokey the Bear says "Only YOU can prevent wildfires!"

Half the world is burning right now.


*I hope you feel good about yourself.*

Smoky Bear: Only YOU can prevent wildfires!

Two guys are talking about TV commercials. One of them says, “So, I saw this commercial the other day where a bear dressed as park ranger said that only I could prevent wildfires.”

The other guy replies, “Why, that two-timing liar! The other day he told me that _I_ was the only one who coul...

Have you heard about the problem with wildfires in Greece?

Apparently you can’t extinguish a Greece fire with water.

LeBron James tweets he's had to evacuate due to California wildfires

Hope the Chinese are taking fire evacuees.

The Dangerous Pilot

A professional photographer is assigned to cover some of the wildfires that have been rampaging across a national park. His editor tells him to try to get some closeups of the fire fighters that are battling the wildfires.

When he gets to the forest, the photographer discovers thick smoke wh...

This year is all about noticing things we should’ve done differently. Should’ve done more to stop the spread of the virus, police brutality, wildfires, climate change...but you know what they say about hindsight...

It’s 2020.

You wanna know what’s not illegal in California?

Wildfires.

Hollywood loves a remake.

Which is why God produced "California Wildfires" for the 6000th time this year.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.