A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to." Replied the husband. " But I don't know her well enough ."
When I was a kid I used to admire educated people, but now I realized well mannered people are better than educated ones...
Little did I know you have to lack both to become president of the United States
A U.S. Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's liberty.The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner: “Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's coming of age party. I would li...
The son of a jewish man got repeatedly kicked out of every school for bad behavior
the kid was a delinquent and was eventually kicked out of every school he was sent to. not having any more options the jewish father sent his son the only school left in the area: a christian school run at a church. In the christian school the son got perfect grades and the teachers described him as...
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1) Polite - farts and says "Pardon!"
2) Cynic - Farts while looking you directly in the eyes
3) Chivalrous - lets the lady fart first
4) Gourmand - Farts for his own pleasure
5) Sentimental - Farts and says "Oh..."
6) Idealist - farts out of conviction
A Chinese student is quite good with mental calculation
... but has this habit of looking up whenever he does heavy calculation. He is a third-year student in a university, major in Computer Science. And he works part time in a convenient store near his uni. He doesn’t speak much on his part time job, but he is honest, hard working, and is well mannered ...