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Roses are dead, Violets are dead

I'm shit at gardening.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

If I looked like you, I'd be in a zoo

Roses are black, violets are black...

Everything’s black; I’m blind

“Roses are red, violets are red,

if you aren’t red, you get shot in the head.”

\-Stalin 1946

Roses are gray

Violets are gray

Tulips are gray

Because I am a dog

Roses are crimson, violets are violet

I have an art degree...you want fries with that?

Roses are red, violets are green..

If you were on acid, you would know what I mean.

Roses are red, violets don't dance

I'm having a stroke
call a anbulous... ambivalence... weewee wagon pls

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish.

If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

>!It's becoming a real problem at the traffic lights I'm afraid to say!<

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I sneezed on the anti-vaxxer and gave him the flu.

Update: He died and know they are gonna sue.

Roses in a Vase, Violets on a Shelf

Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself

Roses are red

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you.

The roses have wilted

The violets are dead

The sugar bowl's empty

And so is your head.

Roses are red, violets are glorious

Never sneak up,
On oscar pistorious

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red

The tape around my house is yellow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow

I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, this us just gardening facts

Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you don’t like Harry Potter puns,

Something is Siriusly Ron with you.

A Priest was reciting a poem, "Roses are red violets are blue".

My girlfriend is 9 I'm 62.

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

That's why he passed Obamacare and th...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...

I sexually identify as a mistake, and a violet rose does too.

Roses are red, violets are blue(ish)

Have a merry Christmas, unless you are Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I've got multiple personality disorder...

And we do too.

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Roses are red, violets are blue...

I'm bad in bed cause my cum sticks like glue.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.

Roses are red, violets ain't black

Your mamma's chest, is as flat as her back.

Happy Valentine's

Roses are red,.
Violets are blue.
If he's busy on Valentine's,
The side-piece is you!

Those roses smell lovely,
But the stems have a prick.
Her excuse may well sound good,
But she'll be getting some ________

Roses Are Read, Violets are Blue

I thought I was ugly,

Until I met you.

Roses are red,

Roses are red,

violets are red,

trees are red,

grass is red,



fu\*k my garden's on fire

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