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Violets Jokes

My roses are red/and your violets are blue/there is no fourth line

(This is a haiku)

Roses are brown, violets are grey

I just found out I'm colorblind today.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.

Roses are red, Violets are red,

Bushes are red,
Trees are red,
My garden is on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2

Roses are red, violets are green..

If you were on acid, you would know what I mean.

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Violets are green, roses are blue...

Alright you bastards, who fucked with the hue?

Roses are black, violets are black...

Everything’s black; I’m blind

“Roses are red, violets are red,

if you aren’t red, you get shot in the head.”

\-Stalin 1946

Roses are crimson, violets are violet

I have an art degree...you want fries with that?

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

That's why he passed Obamacare and th...

Roses are red, violets are glorious

Never sneak up,
On oscar pistorious

Roses are red, violets don't dance

I'm having a stroke
call a anbulous... ambivalence... weewee wagon pls

Roses are reddish, violets are bluish.

If it weren't for Christmas, we'd all be Jewish.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I sneezed on the anti-vaxxer and gave him the flu.

Update: He died and know they are gonna sue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow

I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, this us just gardening facts

Roses in a Vase, Violets on a Shelf

Jeffery Epstein did not kill himself

Roses are red, violets are blue(ish)

Have a merry Christmas, unless you are Jewish.

Roses are red, violets are blue...

...if you like your job, i'm sorry for you.

Credits to my boss. Yeah, i got fired.

Happy thursday to you all.

Roses are red violets are blue

Roses are red and Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet and so are you

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead

The sugar bowls empty and so is your head

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red

The tape around my house is yellow

Roses are red, violets ain't black

Your mamma's chest, is as flat as her back.

A Valentines Poem

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whitney Houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou

Roses Are Read, Violets are Blue

I thought I was ugly,

Until I met you.

A Priest was reciting a poem, "Roses are red violets are blue".

My girlfriend is 9 I'm 62.

Roses are red,

Roses are red,

violets are red,

trees are red,

grass is red,



fu\*k my garden's on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you don’t like Harry Potter puns,

Something is Siriusly Ron with you.

This morning my wife walked in and started hitting me with a bouquet of purple flowers…

She woke up and chose violets.

I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums……

Could you use African violets instead?"

Replied the customer sadly, "No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone."

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