Violets Are Blue Jokes

(This is a haiku)

When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

That's why he passed Obamacare and th... read more

I sneezed on the anti-vaxxer and gave him the flu.

Update: He died and know they are gonna sue.

Sunflowers are yellow

I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, this us just gardening facts

Have a merry Christmas, unless you are Jewish.

...if you like your job, i'm sorry for you.

Credits to my boss. Yeah, i got fired.

Happy thursday to you all.

Roses are red and Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet and so are you

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead

The sugar bowls empty and so is your head

I thought I was ugly,

Until I met you.

Something is Siriusly Ron with you.

My girlfriend is 9 I'm 62.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whitney Houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou

Roses are red,.
Violets are blue.
If he's busy on Valentine's,
The side-piece is you!

Those roses smell lovely,
But the stems have a prick.
Her excuse may well sound good,
But she'll be getting some ________

Roses are red;

Violets are blue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue
I’ve got Alzheimer’s, cheese on toast.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Phyllis's are green.

Ram to Shyam:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like you should be in a zoo,
Don't be sad I will be there too,
But not in a cage
Just laughing at you.

Shyam back to Ram:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are,
Once you know ... read more

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
omae wa
mou shindeiru.

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I've got a gun,
Get in the van