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Violets Are Blue Jokes

My roses are red/and your violets are blue/there is no fourth line

(This is a haiku)

Roses are red, violets are blue.

When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.

Roses are red, violets are blue...

Let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Barack Obama is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make America more like the rest of the world.

That's why he passed Obamacare and th...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Hitler blew an 11 country lead during World War 2

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I sneezed on the anti-vaxxer and gave him the flu.

Update: He died and know they are gonna sue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Sunflowers are yellow

I bet you were expecting something romantic but no, this us just gardening facts

Roses are red, violets are blue(ish)

Have a merry Christmas, unless you are Jewish.

Roses are red, violets are blue...

...if you like your job, i'm sorry for you.

Credits to my boss. Yeah, i got fired.

Happy thursday to you all.

Roses are red violets are blue

Roses are red and Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet and so are you

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead

The sugar bowls empty and so is your head

Roses Are Read, Violets are Blue

I thought I was ugly,

Until I met you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you don’t like Harry Potter puns,

Something is Siriusly Ron with you.

A Priest was reciting a poem, "Roses are red violets are blue".

My girlfriend is 9 I'm 62.

A Valentines Poem

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whitney Houston is dead
and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou

Happy Valentine's

Roses are red,.
Violets are blue.
If he's busy on Valentine's,
The side-piece is you!

Those roses smell lovely,
But the stems have a prick.
Her excuse may well sound good,
But she'll be getting some ________

No! It crashed again...

Roses are red;

Violets are blue

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Best pick up line for 2020

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The FBI wants to steal my penis,
Can I hide it inside you?

I was looking through my late Grandfather’s things and found an old poem he’d written for my Grandma. It read:

Roses are red, Violets are blue
I’ve got Alzheimer’s, cheese on toast.

Old ladies' knickers

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Phyllis's are green.

2 Stupid Friends talking.

Ram to Shyam:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Monkeys like you should be in a zoo,
Don't be sad I will be there too,
But not in a cage
Just laughing at you.

Shyam back to Ram:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are,
Once you know ...

What does one say to an anti-vaxx kid?

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
omae wa
mou shindeiru.

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I said this to my girlfriend today, she wasn't impressed

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue.

I'm shit at poems,

Now show me your tits.

the ultimate pick up poem as told by my drunk father

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I've got a gun,
Get in the van

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