UPJOKE

Violets are red. Roses are blue.

I'm colorblind and my name is Matthew.

Roses are red, Violets are red,

Bushes are red,
Trees are red,
My garden is on fire.

“Roses are red, violets are red,

if you aren’t red, you get shot in the head.”

\-Stalin 1946

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red

The tape around my house is yellow

Roses are red,

Roses are red,

violets are red,

trees are red,

grass is red,



fu\*k my garden's on fire

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