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Venus De Milo Jokes

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The Venus de Milo just kicked my ass.

It surprised the hell out of me, because she looks pretty armless.

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When I visited the Louvre, I slapped the Venus de Milo’s ass

I think I’ve hit rock bottom

On a dark and stormy night...

...a comet flies past Earth. This comet was enchanted, and after it flew past the world, it caused all statues to come to life, solely focused on destroying every country in the world.

No nation was left safe from this attack. The gargoyles attacked France. The Statue of Liberty led a revolt ...

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