Jesus walks up to his favorite Starbucks’ counter and politely asks for a grande macchiato.
The barista, puzzled, inquires, “Why the new order?”
“I’ve been stuck on a tall Pike for a while.”
(An original by me.)
Did you hear about the Starbucks no-mask deal? Mask-less customers who buy a Grande hot coffee today...
Will get a free Venti later
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds.
An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town’s cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back t...
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I should name my dog Ariana Grande
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande
What do you call a large Ariana Grande?
What does Ariana Grande want to be when she grows up?
\*Thanks to my dad for this one
TIL: In the movie “The Day After Tomorrow”, the scene involving people migrating illegally into Mexico involve dozens of extras actually crossing from the USA into Mexico over the Rio Grande
Fortunately, all 1673 of them safely made it back to the US side without issue.
My girlfriend looks a little like Ariana Grande
And a lot like Patrick Ewing
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
What does Ariana Grande...
What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's ?
A Mac Miller.
Bishop Charles Ellis III has spoken of his embarrassment over groping Ariana Grande..
He says he felt a right tit.
What pop star has huge nipples?
Two duck hunters on the Rio Grande...
one, a texan on the us side of the river and the other, a mexican on the other. a duck flies over, both shoot, the duck falls and lands on sandbar in the middle of the river. both men claim to have shot the duck, so the texan offers a solution. "lets start kickin' each other in the nuts till one of ...