What did the quesadilla say to the tortilla last night?

Buenos no-cheese

Went to the store to buy a Kinder Surprise, but they'd sold out...

No bueno

After a plane lands, a man asks the flight attendant.

"Is it chilly outside?"
"No sir, I'm afraid we are in Buenos Aires."

In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno...

It's a hostile tacover.

Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house....

.....found myself in a spot of argy-bhaji.

Why did so many German officers flee to Argentina after WW2?

Because they heard there was an entire town for Buenos Arians


(I hope this hasn't been posted before, if so I apologize)

I did not last more than a day as a teacher in Spanish-American school for mentally challenged

Apparently” Buenos, tardes!” is not an appropriate greeting

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