I went into a candy shop and tried to buy a kinder chocolate bar but no bueno..... so I went to a game shop and tried to buy a full monopoly set but no dice
What did the quesadilla say to the tortilla last night?
Buenos no-cheese
My father asks my mother if the laptop has any battery life
Mother: "total Buenos no charge"
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