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Why does Argentina have the least pollution?

Because they have Buenos Aíres
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I went shopping yesterday

I went into a candy shop and tried to buy a kinder chocolate bar but no bueno..... so I went to a game shop and tried to buy a full monopoly set but no dice
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What did the quesadilla say to the tortilla last night?

Buenos no-cheese
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I did not last more than a day as a teacher in Spanish-American school for mentally challenged

Apparently” Buenos, tardes!” is not an appropriate greeting
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My father asks my mother if the laptop has any battery life

Mother: "total Buenos no charge"
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