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Bookmark Jokes

My son asked for a bookmark

Can’t believe he still doesn’t know my name is James

Why don’t Senators use bookmarks?

They like their pages bent over.

A boy asks his father, "Can I have a bookmark?".

His dad starts crying, "After 10 years you still don't know im called Brian!".

I asked my son what he wanted for Christmas, he said, I’d like a bookmark.

I cried, nearly 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Barry.

My girlfriend and I share a bookmark.

It's good that we're both on the same page.

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My 8 year old son asked me for a bookmark

I said “listen you little shit, were not going through this again just for the sake of imaginary karma on a goddamn website”

My friend hates bookmarks.

But they're pretty useful in my book.

I walked into a library and asked the librarian, "do you have a bookmark?"

He replied, "Of course I have a book, this is a library!"

You know, some people don’t really care for bookmarks

But they’re okay in my book.

Not a dime of our taxes was used to buy bookmarks....

Politicians prefer to bend a page over.

I was working in a library and this guy comes up to me and asks, “Do you have a bookmark?”

I said, “Yes, we have hundreds, but my name’s Dave.”

For goodness sake you've had your nose in that book all day long, why?

I lost my bookmark

My friend Mark works in a library

He is a bookmark.

Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device, otherwise known as the BOOK.

It's a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an armchair by the fire -- yet...

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A blonde joins a book club.

She goes along to the first meeting and it's her turn to share what she's been reading this week.

"Well, it took me a while to finish, but this was a brilliant read and I highly recommend it". She pulls out a bookmark and shows it to the group.

One of the members says, "Um... That's no...

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Women are like Wine

(I've submitted this one to another thread before, let's see how it goes here)

A man sits in his study, a book in his hand and a full glass of inky cabernet by his side. There's a sheepish knock at the door. "Come in," the man says without lifting his eyes from the page.

The door crea...

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