A new study shows that unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic

Because they are more likely to be dead.

As a doctor, I know I should never make a joke about an unvaccinated baby.

But let me give it a shot.

did you know that more vaccinated people have autism then unvaccinated?

because the unvaccinated are dead.

I am a happy father of 5 unvaccinated children...

Edit: 4 unvaccinated children*

Edit: 3 unvaccinated children*

Edit: 2 unvaccinated children*

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What do shitty memes and unvaccinated kids have in common.

They both die in new.

Dark humor is like an unvaccinated child

Dark humor is like an unvaccinated child

It never gets old

Why was Karen's unvaccinated two year old crying?

Midlife crisis

I love making jokes about unvaccinated children

They never get old

What do you call a group of unvaccinated children?

A Plagueround

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Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

You have to be alive to have autism.

I’m a proud parent of 3 Unvaccinated kids

Edit: 2 kids

Edit: 1 kid

What do you call a student who sneezes in a class full of unvaccinated children?

A terrorist.

What does an unvaccinated child and a dog have in common?

They both live about 9-12 years

What does an unvaccinated child and my joke have in common?

They both don’t make it past new.

Unvaccinated children DO have a lower rate of autism.

Because they're dead.

What do you call a Facebook mom who coughs at her unvaccinated child?

A social media influenzer

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Unvaccinated kids have been found to have lower IQ's than vaccinated children.

Can't blame them, their parents are dumb as fuck.

As a doctor I never make fun of unvaccinated kids.

I don’t like to joke about dead people.

I was going to dress up my unvaccinated kids as the measles this Halloween

But they’re all dead.

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A new study shows that unvaccinated children are shown to have lower rates of autism than vaccinated children.

Because a dead two year old can't be fucking diagnosed with autism.

Why did the unvaccinated child buy a motorcycle when he was 3 years old?

Midlife Crisis

I wanted to tell a joke about pubic hair to a unvaccinated child.

But i said he won‘t get it anyway.

TV Show Pitch: 30 Unvaccinated Kids Live in a House Together

We'll call it Survivor.

What You Call A Unvaccinated Child On His 4th Birthday!!!

A Grave Mistake!

What did the unvaccinated kid say to his parents?

Nothing

Why don’t unvaccinated kids care about the Middle Ages?

Cause they’ll never experience them.

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What's the difference between a crap meme format and and an unvaccinated child?

Only one dies after going viral.

How many unvaccinated children does it take to change a LED light bulb?

Doesn't matter, the light bulbs last ten years.

What's the great thing about unvaccinated children?

The long healthy life

Don't get it?

Neither do the children

What’s the hardest part of raising unvaccinated kids?

Finding a reliable necromancer.

Why are unvaccinated children such good athletes?

Because they can catch anything

Why did the unvaccinated 3 year old want a new car?

He was having a mid-life crisis,

What does an unvaccinated kid tell his friends to justify his choice?

Life is too short.

Vaccinanted vs Unvaccinated adults

(2045)
Vaccinated adults: Man I'm glad I grew up playing fortnite
Unvaccinated adults: Man I'm glad I grew up

What’s an unvaccinated kid’s favorite Beatles song?

When I’m Four

Unvaccinated kids are Sonic's hardcore fans

cuz they gotta go fast

After extensive research, I've concluded that unvaccinated children will have a higher chance of not being on the Autistic Spectrum

Instead, they have a considerable higher chance of being dead...

What does a dropout and an unvaccinated child have in common?

They never get past the fourth grade.

Why do some coffins have pillows? They aint gonna wake up with a sore neck

Thats like thinking about what college you want your unvaccinated kid to go to

Everyone asks "what's up", but do you wanna know what's down?

The bodies of unvaccinated children

A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and an antivaxx adult find a $100 bill on the ground, who picks it up?

The dumb blonde, because the other two don't exist.

Anti Vaxx

Dating a girl with an unvaccinated kid is like adopting an old dog. You feel like you're being a good person for accepting it, then you get attached and they die when they're 12.

Vaccinated kids are more likely to develop autism

The unvaccinated die before they get the chance

An 11 year old boy just told me his anti-vaxx joke

Knock knock!

“Who’s there?”

Unvaccinated kid!

“Unvaccinated kid who?”

Oh never mind, it’s an open casket funeral.

A little girl came up to me today and said she was having a midlife crisis.

I chuckled and said "Don't be silly! How old are you?"

She said "6"

I laughed and said, "Then how are you going through a midlife crisis if you are only 6?"

She said "Well my mom is antivaxx, so I'm unvaccinated."

"Don't be ridiculous!" I said. "A midlife crisis means you...

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