Hypochondriacs Jokes - 5 Hilarious Hypochondriacs Jokes

Which disease hypochondriacs are sure that they don't have?

Hypochondria

What is the hardest thing about being in Hypochondriacs Anonymous?

Admitting that you don’t have a problem.

My grandfather works with a couple of hypochondriacs

Sometimes he will make up a fake illness to see how long it takes them to catch it.

Why do hypochondriacs make for good chemical catalysts?

They overreact to all external stimuli!

Why don't hypochondriacs...

Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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