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Unsolved Jokes

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Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders?

There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

There has been a string of unsolved futon robberies in my town recently.

Police think the criminals…are currently laying low.

"You know what really makes my blood boil", asked my clearly agitated wife whilst we watched a show about unsolved crimes.

"Yes", I replied whilst further lowering the atmospheric pressure in her tank.

I’m especially worried about the π variant of COVID.

It’s been several millennia, and π is still unsolved.

Did you hear about the case of the missing toilet?

It's still unsolved because the police have nothing to go on.

In a society of crows,

All unsolved crimes are murder mysteries.

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There once was a mathematician.

He made it his life’s goal to tackle one of the greatest unsolved calculus problems in history. For months he worked, filling blackboards with numbers and lines, to no avail.

After a year of struggling, he was ready to give up. He pulled out the bottle of wine that was *meant* to toast his s...

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A poop walks into a bar.

He jumps up onto a bar stool and sits there for a moment, waiting to be served.

The barman spots the poop on the stool, looks around the bar and shouts, "HEY! How did this get here?!"

"Well, it's a long story... " says the poop, "basically, I woke up in the sewer last year and sudden...

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Some tidbits for your pleasure

I'm wearing the boxers with the little hearts all over them tonight....
It's probably not a good night to go to jail.

Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.

Probably should not have driven home from the bar last night.. especially considering I walked...

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