A pastor asks if anyone in the congregation would like to express thanks for answered prayers.
Susie Smith stands, walks to the podium, and says, “Two months ago my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating, and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.”
You could hear a mumbled gasp from the men in the congregat...
When Canada was first unified, they realized they needed a name for this new country, so they decided to draw letters oot of a basket to name it.
The first prime minister went up on stage and started pulling letters and announcing them to the crowd. "C, eh?"..."N, eh?"..."D, eh?"
James LeBron has done what so few people can: he’s unified the country, left and right.
Also, did you know that the Chinese put their family name *first*, to honor their ancestors?
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So there was this guy
So there was this guy, yeah?
He wakes up in the middle of the night, sees an angel standing at the foot of his bed.
Angel says, "Hey, man! Yeah... hate to tell you this, but, um... it's your, uh... time. Yeah."
Dude's all like, "Wait, what? Whaddya mean it's 'my time'?"