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Under The Sea Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Malaysia Flight 370

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

Malaysian airlines 103

What do you call an adult film made under the sea?

A prawn

TIL that Jules Verne did not write Twenty Thousand Leagues under the Sea

He wrote at a desk like a sensible person would.

Shoutout to the ex-mobster who, through witness protection, was relocated in a house under the sea.

Rest easy, you’re sleeping with the fishes now.

Finally they named the book about the Titan Submarine.

20,000 Leaks Under the Sea

scientology the far fetched religion

Scientology.

For those who think religion isn’t far fetched enough, I mean come on Alien lizards living under the sea and then moving under a volcano and transmitting to world leaders.

add two Italian brothers and you’ve got the first five levels of Super-mario



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A cargo ship carrying a shipment of mannequins sunk to the ocean floor

It was one thousand legs under the sea.

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I'm done. Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint.

What makes it worse is that I live in a small town, so business is pretty limited and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates.

I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken.

I'm socially awkwa...

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Two Whales

A male and a female whale were swimming along the coast of Japan and noticed a whaling ship not too far from them.

The male whale gets angry at the sight of the ship because his father was killed by whalers a few years ago. He decides that he wants payback. He turns to the female whale and...

I just met the most poor guy on this planet

He is the most hated person in his city despite being a nice guy, his boss pays him almost no money, his best friend is a total idiot, the only girl that talks to him lives in her own bubble, and the worst:





He lives in a pineapple under the sea.....

I Hate My Life

I hate my life. I'm 22 and work at a fast food restaurant where my coworker hates me with a burning passion.
I'm extremely underpaid and if I ask for a raise my boss will kill me. I hate my town and the people in it. But I can't leave because I don't have a license.
And do you want to hear the...

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My life sucks

Seriously. Fuck my life.

The only clothes I have are pants. I work at a fast-food restaurant flipping burgers and my only co-worker makes fun of me all day long. If I complain to my boss, he would just cut my pay or fire me, and there's no way I could get another job.

The only person ...

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