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Tyrion Lannister Jokes

Tyrion Lannister was unusually smart

Usually, white dwarfs are very dense.

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Was in the bathroom the other day next to the guy that played Tyrion Lannister on Game of Thrones.

He wasn’t paying attention and pissed on my shoes. Damn that Peter Sprinklage.

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Tyrion Lannister walks into a bar with an ass and a honey comb

He sits down on the bar and the bartender asks him whats up.

"My wife found a genie in a bottle and he gave her 3 wishes. Her first wish was a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this honeycomb. Her second wish was to get a nice ass, hence the ass..."

"And what about the third wish?"...

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I thought it would be funny to grab Tyrion Lannister's penis...

...but I was just pulling his leg.

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Tyrion Lannister once brings a jackass and a honeycomb to a brothel (no spoilers)

Madame: What can we do for you?

Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.

Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?

Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so ...

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What do you get when you put a sex addict, a drug addict and the unbelievable will to grow?

~~Tiger Woods~~

~~Tom Brady~~

~~Michael Phillips~~

**TYRION LANNISTER**

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