What do you call someone with both Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes
Ambidextrose
Friend : I have got Diabetes type 1
Me : 1
He blocked me, no idea what wrong I did.
I just thought of this now and I don’t have time to fix it into a proper joke but... What’s the easiest way for a person with type 1 diabetes to lose it?
Eat enough to get type 2
A guy gets diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is feeling down, his doctor tells him that type 2 is less serious than type 1 and that he should stay optimistic, the patient replies "doctor, please don't sugar-coat it for me"...
Doctor says: "sir, I'm being candyd"
KGB held test of many officer after numerous complaint of incompetence.
Test was simple. Officer must match block with corresponding hole.
Triangle block will only fit in triangle hole, square block in square hole, etcetera.
Completion and scoring of test revealed two distinct type of KGB officer:
Type 1- Very stupid
Type 2- Very Strong
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