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I bought my wife a qwerty keyboard for Valentine's Day...

...She said she wanted a divorak.
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I'm not like other keyboards...

I'm qwerty
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A QA walks into the bar

He orders 1 beer


He orders 2 beer


He orders 0 beer


He orders -1 beer


He orders qwerty beer


He orders #^{^+]%_@$ beer.


Everything is fine.


The user walks into the bar and asks where’s the toilet


The bar crashes
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

And then move the rest of them to match the layout of a QWERTY keyboard too.
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