I bought my wife a qwerty keyboard for Valentine's Day...
...She said she wanted a divorak.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
A QA walks into the bar
He orders 1 beer
He orders 2 beer
He orders 0 beer
He orders -1 beer
He orders qwerty beer
He orders #^{^+]%_@$ beer.
Everything is fine.
The user walks into the bar and asks where’s the toilet
The bar crashes
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
And then move the rest of them to match the layout of a QWERTY keyboard too.
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