I'm not like other keyboards...

I'm qwerty

I bought my wife a qwerty keyboard for Valentine's Day...

...She said she wanted a divorak.

A QA walks into the bar

He orders 1 beer

He orders 2 beer

He orders 0 beer

He orders -1 beer

He orders qwerty beer

He orders #^{^+]%[email protected]$ beer.

Everything is fine.

The user walks into the bar and asks where’s the toilet

The bar crashes

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

And then move the rest of them to match the layout of a QWERTY keyboard too.

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