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Turntables Jokes

What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables?

Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia

My son refused to join the family DJ business. But then returned 6 months later, begging for a job.

Oh, how the turntables.

Whenever my mate Dave starts stuttering, I always try and lighten the mood.

By pretending to scratch invisible turntables.

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